Top 10 Uses for Scuba Gear When Not Diving

10) Use a lobster snare to grab drinks that are far away.

9) Use dive lights during a blackout.

8) Wear a weight belt to a Black-Tie-Only event.

7) Attach a rebreather to your car's exhaust system and save the environment!

6) Strap your nitrox tank on the trunk of the car and tell the neighbor kids that its Nitro fuel-injected.

5) Gear up and dive in one of those fountains in the mall that you throw pennies in, and tell people you're a professional treasure hunter.

4) Use your diver down flag to locate your car in parking lots.

3) Attach your fins to ceiling fan blades when not diving. It moves twice as much air and you'll always know where your fins are.

2) Use your safety sausage for locating your wife at the shopping mall during Christmas season.

1) Sit your dry suit in the passenger seat so you can use the car pool lane.