10) Every time they do their pre-dive check, Kenneth leaves his dive knife in Bill's back.

9) Tanks and regulators won't help a man who doesn't inhale.

8) Starr leaks way too much stuff ever to be a diver.

7) Tape recorders don't work under water.

6) Sharks and clownfish are natural enemies.

5) Starr just might catch Bill lying on his dive logs.

4) Ken would have to investigate all of Bill's past buddies.

3) If Kenneth Starr needed Bill Clinton's alternate air source, he would have to subpoena it.

2) President Clinton wouldn't be able to pick up a sand dollar without Kenneth Starr claiming that it was an illegal campaign donation.

1) Bill Clinton will only let White House interns buddy breathe off the Presidential octopus.