Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear While in the Recompression Chamber
10) Mind if I smoke?
Allen Wooten of Thomasville, Ga.
9) Did you pay the electric bill this month?
Andy Brown of Orange City, Fla.
8) What do you mean, "It's going to blow."
Nelson Baumer of Ossining, N.Y.
7) DAN who?
Allen Wooten of Thomasville, Ga.
6) Your insurance doesn't cover dive accidents. Is this going to be cash or charge?
Paul Counts of Manchester, Mo.
5) What's that coming out of his ear?
Katy Perry of Martinez, Calif.
4) Hey, your eyes look a little bulgy.
Glen Mitchell of New Zealand
3) Is your head normally that small?
Steve Azevedo of Vacaville, Calif.
2) The chamber tech on duty gets to pick the music. It's Yanni Wednesday!
Michael Kahn of Plainsboro, N.J.
1) "We've secretly replaced this diver's recompression mix with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if he can tell the difference."
Ryan Worthington of Houston, Texas
10) Mind if I smoke?
Allen Wooten of Thomasville, Ga.
9) Did you pay the electric bill this month?
Andy Brown of Orange City, Fla.
8) What do you mean, "It's going to blow."
Nelson Baumer of Ossining, N.Y.
7) DAN who?
Allen Wooten of Thomasville, Ga.
6) Your insurance doesn't cover dive accidents. Is this going to be cash or charge?
Paul Counts of Manchester, Mo.
5) What's that coming out of his ear?
Katy Perry of Martinez, Calif.
4) Hey, your eyes look a little bulgy.
Glen Mitchell of New Zealand
3) Is your head normally that small?
Steve Azevedo of Vacaville, Calif.
2) The chamber tech on duty gets to pick the music. It's Yanni Wednesday!
Michael Kahn of Plainsboro, N.J.
1) "We've secretly replaced this diver's recompression mix with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if he can tell the difference."
Ryan Worthington of Houston, Texas
